if i had a diary i would put a lock on it and keep the key on a chain around my neck
hello ladies just passing through
The sad part is last night was a Tuesday =/
I mean my birds name is jocelyn because every jocelyn i have encountered in my life is has a bird brain
Wait, do you mean I named my bird, Jocelyn or you named your bird Jocelyn? ....
im saying you set a low bar to clear
Are you trying to say I'm not really that cool
is it really that hard to be cooler than pmatt, though
Yeah, I went to get to 10k points...
why don't we all play a mafia game? i hear jan is double points this time of yera
Dear Diary,
Ucklar is a little [redacted].
I'm not black. I don't like labels. Can't I just be me?
lol whats a protein? its just bloody dang DELICIOUS!
Omg that double protein. That's intense.
you didn't know you were black either?
i'm going to steal the first entry:
i had chipotle
What did you get though?
i normall get burrito bowls but this time i got a nice fat burrito with chicken AND steak. slayin