i take baths in my neighbor's pool

i'll wash my hair with cold water and the rest of my body with hot water. don't want none of that dandy.

i can't take cold showers even when it's burning hot outside, it doesn't feel right

Showers are supposed to be warm.

consider warm hot then bc there's an in-between option too

warm is like, midway between cold and hot. where is the hot option, idiot