a wwf wrestler

goodbar   

bcoz ur a flaming homosexual like goldust

bell           

because you're a high flying underdog just like jeff hardy

Harrold     

because you're a big guy with a big beard

Arcbell      

because you're a crazy but lovable guy

Nicole       

because you're one mean beer drinkin' tough SOB from the south.

Kerry        

because you are reliable and a force to be reckoned with

Satan        

because whether you're a heel or a face, everyone is rooting for you!

Sonse       

because you are resilient in your endeavors and not a terrible person

Peach       

because you like tooth picks just like razor ramon

Kelly         

because you are powerful and more important than you think

Rutab       

because you took down the corporation on your way out and also because ur a devout christian

abcdefgh  

because you are a natural entertainer

ling           

because people aren't really laughing with you

Skillz         

because you were annoying at first

Basil          

because you like to keep a distance from all the drama

Anna         

because you fought really hard for lita

Jasper       

because you are a gay idiot spoilt baby who gets everything handed to him

Apple       

because you are a worthy adversary in the ring but worn down from the constant trauma

Booker-T

because you are underrated when compared to the other players

Lux          

because you are usually silent but dangerous when you need to be and also cuz ur canadian

nice         

because even though you are intelligent yet foolhardy at times

bill          

because you are the mouth of the site and call everyone out when their turn comes