Stan's mother is getting porked by the butcher on the nightly, after Stan stopped sending her lovers to a deserted island

Sirius says

my sympathies. i'm sure she was a good woman, i had meant to add after that

stan lied shes not d33d .. y so sirius

my sympathies. i'm sure she was a good woman, i had meant to add after that

Sirius says

ur mum stan

shes d33d m9

ur mum stan

Reported for censor bypassing. Just kidding, I'm not a loser.

ya i think i can too, except english is basically not my first language. we're revolutionaries tho sonse, me n u

I've scored top 1% of the nation on English standardized tests since the 3rd grade. I think I can make an English degree work, although I'm tempted to switch to history because it's more interesting to me.

no offense sonse lol. i'm actually going studying english this year. sometimes you'd just feel like 'man, i could be doing something actually useful rn, what am i doing dreaming like this' tho

i personally have a phD in making power stations work

it's ridiculous what we let people get away with as 'education' isn't it. did u guys know my buddy foolonthehill is a doctor?

It's for my Lit as Film class. We're watching s7ven today which should be rad but I feel REALLY BAD and I have to write this stupid essay that I should have wrote weeks ago

what subject or w.e. is that for?

that's interesting as heck lol. that's basically me bro

The essay is about Father Karras and the conflict between his religious beliefs and his psychiatric training in William Peter Blatty's The Exorcist

i don't understand sonseray. i'll help u with ur essay if u help me help u

oh the forums aren't broken, mods just keep messing with my threads :(

well that's a relief. phew.

Sirius says

what's ur essay on sonseray

The Exorcist

lmao brakes wasn't fool

foolonthehill was great, until Brakes claimed it was him.

hey the forums are broken dudes

what's ur essay on sonseray

i just played epicmafia games with my old buddy foolonthehill, it was a good time, reminiscing and whatnot (i got an em girl's nudes before he started e-dating her and met her irl lol)

Hungover with a 5 page essay to write in the next 2 hours and 50 minutes. It's another manic monday, it's gonna be a long one