Think about all the brain space you're spending on memorizing the names of all the characters on your favorite animes. Keiichi. Takeshi. Gohan. Lol. You guys are the smart kind of nerd so you could probably put all that brain space toward being in charge of a new tech start-up out in Palo Alto. Get a grip.
Rutab's mother is monumentally fat and spectacularly old. For this reason, the Lord felt it necessary, upon saying, "Let there be light," to politely ask Rutab's mother to move out of the way.
Rutab's mama's so fat she needs to use a boomerang to put her belt back on but guess what, she's also so ugly every boomerang refuses to come back, and the gravitational pull of the location where all the boomerangs gather eventually grows so powerful that it drags our planet out of orbit.
I don't need to know how to say "your mom" in Japanese because I don't need to switch from English to tell you that your mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Yeah, kid, that's right. Go back to your multitude of two-dimensional wives.
