don't drink coke, soda is bad for u
how have you never drank coke
dave have you been drunk yet/drank coke yet
when i get drunk im always like, yea!!! i can't wait to tell all my internet friends that im drunk and share that experience with them
poor attempt at a drunk thread imo
Whenever people claim they are drunk on the internet I always assume they are exaggerating and that they intentionally spell like a 2 year old
2ND TIME ACTUALLY IM A HAPPY DRUNKBIDIOT
it's his first beer, actually
is this rettis first time drunk in 20 years
do you regret getting white girl wasted
Aw man now people are gonna think I read ahead to coordinate responses
Someone doesn't talk to Jill
THANK.YOU.JILL.THST MAKES ME HAPOY
go bond with your brony family
sweet dreams, u drunk nerd
Ok friends im gonna cry now and sleep bc im.a failure byeee
I was just offering to be your wingman dude ;3
ASK DRUNK.RETTI ANYTHING
