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You are engaging

about 10 years

in a battle to the death with the poster above you. They have given you first choice in a selection of weapons. Make your choice, and provide the selection for the next challenger.

Weapons:

A pizza cutter

A bottle of bleach

A violin bow

deletedabout 10 years
failed
about 10 years
Tbolt. Burn sucks and freeze is too uncommon. Para is where it's at.

Pranay
Shivv
Sonseray
about 10 years
Scorpion!

-flamethrower
-thunderbolt
-aurora beam
about 10 years
a sponge. i can choke you with all those things but a sponge can absorb liquid mercury to make your death even more painful.

- a pen of pigs
- a tank of piranha
- a poisonous scorpion
about 10 years
doge because ill slay everyone with my sweet memes

- A sponge
- Cotton
- Play Doh
about 10 years
Sharp pencil obviously...

-pet doge(shiba)
-cell phone with the cool gun app
-my buddy arcbell(haha he is so weak, hope he doesn't see this)
about 10 years

Satan says


Arcbell says


Satan says

also, might I educate you on the transmission of anthrax? Cutaneously, through inhalation, and digestion.


Yes, I would throw it at you. Mission accomplished.


or touch ppl with it?


Well, its you that I'm battling, so just you, not people.

And throwing it at you means touching you with it. That's why I'd throw it at you.
about 10 years

Arcbell says


Satan says

also, might I educate you on the transmission of anthrax? Cutaneously, through inhalation, and digestion.


Yes, I would throw it at you. Mission accomplished.


or touch ppl with it?
about 10 years

Sims says

no I'm not


Not anymore :))
about 10 years

Satan says

also, might I educate you on the transmission of anthrax? Cutaneously, through inhalation, and digestion.


Yes, I would throw it at you. Mission accomplished.
about 10 years
no I'm not
about 10 years

agentzero says

so this game failed


you think this is a game!?

Actually,why is this in off topic and not games?
about 10 years
also, might I educate you on the transmission of anthrax? Cutaneously, through inhalation, and digestion.
about 10 years

Arcbell says


Satan says

pizza cutter.


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BIOWEAPONS

Ebola

Anthrax

AIDS





Anthrax. AIDS and Ebola are too difficult to infect you with. I do not want to exchange bodily fluids with you, satan. Nor do I want to infect myself with Ebola. Your days are numbered, satan.




Haha, how they would be transmitted, is a secret.
deletedabout 10 years
so this game failed
about 10 years

Satan says

pizza cutter.


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BIOWEAPONS

Ebola

Anthrax

AIDS





Anthrax. AIDS and Ebola are too difficult to infect you with. I do not want to exchange bodily fluids with you, satan. Nor do I want to infect myself with Ebola. Your days are numbered, satan.
about 10 years
ninja'd
deletedabout 10 years
Ebola

Next Opponent:
1. A very sharp pencil
2. A water gun
3. Your fists

What happens now?
about 10 years
pizza cutter.


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BIOWEAPONS

Ebola

Anthrax

AIDS
about 10 years
Choose carefully, and keep in mind I will be a trickier opponent than pizza.