Satan AMA`

Satanover 11 years ago

Ask Satan Anything

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Satanover 11 years ago
Skillz
Rate your amazing love for me/10
0/10 because lots of times your arrogance annoys me
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Rondarover 11 years ago
REPTAR THAT'S IT.

ok yeah those pictures were cool. good tiems.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Rate your amazing love for me/10
Satanover 11 years agoedited
I'm BACK

CaeruleumDea
Why do you suck at Don't Starve ; - ;
because i am a bad person

newjerseynutjob
why are you so.......gay?
i'm not, i like females

AnnaJanee
favorite animal and why
hard question, i don't have a favorite per se, but gun to my head probably a platypus because they're really friggin cool and have a poisonous spine behind their foot i think (males only)

Rondar
how's the lizard!?
It turned out to be a guy! His name's Reptar, he's great i'll post a picture for ya in a bit!
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Satan
oh that reminds me, i got this nice beard oil the other day, my beard is silky smooth
Awesome. My mate is sponsored by a beard oil company.
Rondarover 11 years ago
i've been trying to remember his name since you made this thread. or her. didnt it turn out to be a girl?
Rondarover 11 years ago
how's the lizard!?
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
favorite animal and why
newjerseynutjobover 11 years ago
why are you so.......gay?
CaeruleumDeaover 11 years ago
Why do you suck at Don't Starve ; - ;
Satanover 11 years ago
okay time to go to my apartment will be back in a few hours
Satanover 11 years ago
oh that reminds me, i got this nice beard oil the other day, my beard is silky smooth
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
We are defined by our hats and milky beards.
Satanover 11 years ago
life is hard for us hat wearers
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I'm growing my hair and it looks bad at present so I wear a hat by default too. I understand the discomfort.
Satanover 11 years ago
i usually wear a hat (if not always, out of habit) but it is pretty uncomfortable. i have to get the right kind of hats too
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I can't imagine how uncomfortable the cold breeze must be on your noggin'.
Satanover 11 years ago
Jaleb
How tall are you?
5'7''

Harrold
What's it like being bald?
it's pretty okay, i've been shaving it for the past 3 years so i almost forgot what having hair feels like but it's definitely colder in winter than it would be with hair (hence the beard). I like it though, low maintenance, I can use bar soap instead of shampoo and save money that way.
Satanover 11 years ago
Jackhammer
describe yourself in 1 word
laidback
10
Satanover 11 years ago
xJade
do you believe in god why/why not lal
no because of many reasons.

the main reason is because christianity wasn't the first religion, and so that begs the question: Why would christianity's god be any more real than the polytheistic gods of various older religions (mesopotamian religion, etc). I don't think that believing in a god is really that important anyway. It's basically just the religion's code anthropomorphized into a spirit or human form.

Also, when many things in a religion are deemed "false" by logic, it brings the validity of the unproved stuff into question. Such as: There was no flood that flooded the world, instead it was probably the Tigris and Euphrates rivers that flooded which became a story of the flood. (there was another flood myth in mesopotamian mythology as well, so begs the question again, why is christianity any more right than mesopotamian polytheism)

anyway i can go on and on but there's my short/long answer
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
What's it like being bald?
Jalebover 11 years ago
How tall are you?
xJadeover 11 years ago
Jackhammer
describe yourself in 1 word
not a question bzzt
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
describe yourself in 1 word
xJadeover 11 years ago
do you believe in god why/why not lal