Why you suck

Goodbarover 11 years ago

post here to be personally attacked and insulted in one harrowing post. no nice things here, except maybe a dismissive "at least" at the end

Goodbarover 11 years agoedited
Mischievous
Damn right!! Btw, I wasn't really insulted when we were talking about Adam and Eve and stuff. Now...INSULT ME, BIG DADDY.
g-goodness, so lewd...idk what i can possibly insult you for. i don't know you well enough and you embarrassed a drunk patrick so i'm pretty satisfied with your qualities
edit: epilepsy-inducing anime profile sucks
trollmebro
tell me why i swallow
when you go to epicmeme.com and your gag reflex doesn't initiate, i'd say you suck pretty hard
Neon129
do me hard!
again i don't know you much, but you're heckling harry on your profile and that pleases me. not to mention classy morgan freeman god. if you suck, it's because you fell in love with a questionable at best mafia player.
vilden
lmfao goodbae, the anthony/abe/sharon was good. i demand to know why you are not playing mafia
eh haven't felt it for a long time idk. someday i'll come back and win a trophy, or fail very miserably trying to do so
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vildenover 11 years ago
lmfao goodbae, the anthony/abe/sharon was good. i demand to know why you are not playing mafia
Neon129over 11 years ago
do me hard!
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
tell me why i swallow
Smileover 11 years agoedited
Damn right!! Btw, I wasn't really insulted when we were talking about Adam and Eve and stuff. Now...INSULT ME, BIG DADDY.
Goodbarover 11 years ago
Mischievous
You know how we do it back home...big ol' strap on.
in this case, i guess i'm the one who sucks D:
Smileover 11 years ago
You know how we do it back home...big ol' strap on.
Goodbarover 11 years ago
Azarath
I hate you. <3?
thanks you suck too :)
itg321
destory me
already did you dumdum, look back
Cosmostylin
Tell me what's good.
hmm i don't know you too well. yea maybe you're rude, a rude no avi. a little crazy in the epicmafia games ya know, like a troll. at least you aren't banned anymore!
Goodbarover 11 years ago
Sharon you suck alright. You tend to be a little overzealous sometimes about your opinions, sometimes in an abrasive way. In the past you seemed to be very clique oriented, and there’s still a side of you that gravitates towards being part of a group. The negative side of that is you can be standoffish towards people outside your groups. Sometimes this causes you to be too aggressive or mean towards those you don’t like or who are outside of your circles. At least you aren’t a hivemind and come off less abrasive in person.

Abe buddy you suck. You have changed quite a bit since you’ve been here so I won’t cover your past transgressions. You’re too principled for your own good sometimes, causing arguments that shouldn’t happen or coming off offensively. You used to be oblivious about social interactions, but as you’ve grown you seemed like you want to fit in more despite being somewhat awkward still. At least your awkward personality is endearing.

Anthony you suck brah. You’re a bit of an airhead since it’s hard for you to focus, which means you offend people unintentionally at times. Your relationship with your girlfriend is so close that I think you alienate or neglect other people who are close to you. At least you’re probably the best boyfriend ever.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Tell me what's good.
itg321over 11 years ago
destory me
Azarathover 11 years ago
I hate you. <3?
Goodbarover 11 years ago
jesusofnazareth
do i suck
oh yea you suck. anyone who names themselves after religious deities suck, cuz then everyone has to refer to you as a deity and it's like "ew gross". i don't know anything else about you really unless you have an alt i don't know of. at least i know your real name now ian
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Goodbar
yea? well you're bald
I'm owned.
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berninover 11 years ago
Goodbar
bernin
why do i suck
bernin you just let this site overwhelm you too much. you seem like you have an addictive personality and it requires that you take drastic measures to curb those desires. thus you left me for long time :(. you let yourself get too heated about things on occasion and it makes this site even more miserable for you. at least you are finally discovering the healthy balance perhaps
spooky accurate :o
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
do i suck
Goodbarover 11 years ago
yea? well you're bald
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
What's the difference between Goodbar and Bilbo Baggins?


... Bilbo has a cool life, does cool things, and has a functioning butthole.
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Goodbarover 11 years ago
bernin
why do i suck
bernin you just let this site overwhelm you too much. you seem like you have an addictive personality and it requires that you take drastic measures to curb those desires. thus you left me for long time :(. you let yourself get too heated about things on occasion and it makes this site even more miserable for you. at least you are finally discovering the healthy balance perhaps
berninover 11 years ago
could you do it under the 2000 character max
Goodbarover 11 years ago
Escurai
1v1 me rust
rust, is that a reference to true detectives? i fancy myself a mcconaughey kinda man. maybe you don't suck after all. then again, you list your favorite people which is downright insulting, and you seem to have picked a diplo song that offends all my sensabilities. at least you accurately picked the trans gender option on your profile as opposed to zambi who can't figure out basic profile configuration
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
i wanna tell bernin why he sucks
berninover 11 years ago
why do i suck
Goodbarover 11 years ago
abcdefgh
Blow me
i don't think you're even the real abc, which makes you a very sad impersonator. if you are, you still suck, because you claim to troll only because you're banned but have trolled and cheated while unbanned too, making you a hypocrite. you're supposed to be the dirty unapologetic cheater, not the cry-baby hypocrite. at least you still have your work ethic
Goodbarover 11 years ago
zambi
You ain't got nothin' on me.
actually i do. you have a nauseatingly long profile that forces anime music on me upon clicking it. i can't feel not violated after looking at it. at least none of my vital organs stopped functioning, probably.