Sorta have to split up fights at work as one of the few male members of staff, though it'd be unusual to have to fight someone sober. So, free shots & cider, then we brawl, eh?
Hey, I'm taking this way to seriously than need be. I mean my try hard level is way over the legal limit right now (for the great state of South Carolina).
one time i saw some guy at work kick some old dude's . like as in she kicked him in the butt. he shoved her and she fell on her back and we had to call the cops.
First off, we must address the conditions of this fight. Things such as motive, why am I fighting you? Another would be the environment, what is the area that we are fighting in like? What type of objects are there? Are there weapons, time of day, climate, and other people around? What about escape routes (you know, so I can live if I can't win)? Line of sight would be a good thing to know. What skills do you have, that you can use against me? Do you have experince fighting? How about athleitc ability? Do you even lift my dear? (talking about exercise, not just weightlifting) How about apparel? Are we naked, or are you wearing protective gear? Should we take into account height and weight into account? (You don't have tell me if you wish not to reveal that information. I know it is considered rude.) Any info that is not provided will be estimated by yours truly. I believe that covers it all to make a decently accurate guess. Anything important that I missed? Let me know. You have fourty-eight hours to respond; good luck. :)
