Epicmafia

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

speaking of calvin and speaking of pretending to be cooler than you are on the internet

calvin thought empire went to a party school because of how much time empire spent telling calvin about how cool his college parties are

empire goes to stanford

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Hi Germ

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

justrec

i don't feel like anyone in this thread seriously has zero friends, no matter how unpopular you are, theres always someone like you out there. even the most unpopular people in my highschool and universities had loads of friends in their social circles

I believe it. college students especially oftentimes have literally 0 friends and have no idea how to find friends.

Just my 2 cents. Im NOT getting involved here

Clairover 11 years agoedited

BiIIStickers

my mind palace is full of java mafia lore

the millennium puzzle from yu gi oh, but with dong pics

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

my mind palace is full of java mafia lore

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Demod Jericho, NOW

Togepiover 11 years ago

Alex's memory is scary.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Caesaropapism

BiIIStickers
Caesaropapism
* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"
i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics
I hope I didn't do that

there were at least 4 of them

do you not remember going into your own topic about demodding jericho and spamming "KIDDIE FBIDDLER"

justrecover 11 years ago

i don't feel like anyone in this thread seriously has zero friends, no matter how unpopular you are, theres always someone like you out there. even the most unpopular people in my highschool and universities had loads of friends in their social circles

UniversalStudiosover 11 years ago

No one else is willing to admit they come here looking for a fight?

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

BiIIStickers

Caesaropapism
* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"
i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics

I hope I didn't do that

UniversalStudiosover 11 years ago

justrec

Togepi
justrec
Togepi
Shut up teddy bear.
is this what you call sticking together
You made me sad.

10/10 stroke

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

I hate it when I have to take breaks during sex with hot girls to try being witty on the EpicMafia forums, let me tell ya

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Caesaropapism

* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

i think this post is ironic, because sonseray spent the first month of the semester making "IM DFRUNMK ASKL MEANFGUYTHIHGN" forum topics

Petaover 11 years ago

Christ, I just want to talk some Mafia with my mates on the Epicmafia forums and these pricks keep coming in and gently alluding to the fact (well, it's probably not true after all) that they aren't friendless disturbing slobs like myself. It's probably just a stupid head game they're playing to keep me down in the dumps.

Jillover 11 years ago

I keep waiting for Connor to make a 3way hammer joke

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

* Gets home from party at 4 am, thoroughly inebriated, sexually gratified and fulfilled*

"Hmm, you know what would really put the icing on this night? An epicmafia forum post about it. I think I'll log in right now"

justrecover 11 years ago

Togepi

justrec
Togepi
Shut up teddy bear.
is this what you call sticking together
You made me sad.

Giga13over 11 years ago

then she hands me a beer. we go upstairs to the master bedroom and **** while she boots up my laptop as i get ready to destroy nobodies on epicmafia.com as she strokes me gently

Togepiover 11 years ago

Giga13

i drive an ATV to work every day. when i arrive home after work is over, my wife is standing on the driveway of my mansion-estate dressed in a bikini and literally dripping with lube, ready to embrace me the exact moment i take off my helmet

You're wasting lube here.

Togepiover 11 years ago

justrec

Togepi
Shut up teddy bear.
is this what you call sticking together

You made me sad.

Giga13over 11 years ago

i drive an ATV to work every day. when i arrive home after work is over, my wife is standing on the driveway of my mansion-estate dressed in a bikini and literally dripping with lube, ready to embrace me the exact moment i take off my helmet

justrecover 11 years ago

Togepi

Shut up teddy bear.

is this what you call sticking together

Togepiover 11 years ago

Shut up teddy bear.

Simsover 11 years ago

i read "putting his hand on Jill's face" and i thought that was going in a radically different direction

alright