how many white girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one white girl has an affair in the dark with ricardo the sexy latino gardener. then her white girl neighbor sees their silhouettes through the window and she calls their other white girl neighbor and the gossip spreads. then ricardo's white girlfriend finds out and comes over and the ladies have a fight on the front lawn, while her husband pulls up and finds out everything. the marriage ends and the first white girl's white mom comes to stay with her to watch the children, whereupon she realizes the lightbulb is dead so she replaces it.
