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I will tell you what famous historical figure or celebrity you are, but of epicmafia. (Living or dead)

Example: Pranay is the Kim Kardashian of epicmafia, because her mammary glands are fake.

Goodbar
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do me
Giga13
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12345
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Glock18c says

You got me.


You are the John Doe because no one has freaking heard of you
Glock18c
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You got me.
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Connor says

yhhhyhhhhp


You are the Paris of Troy. You're totally whipped and you're willing to go to war with the Greeks (Bad Boyz) to defend her. You seem like a total girl in your fights but in the end you kill Achilles (Crypto) and pretty much get everything you want
jack
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Legendary
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jackattack123 says

This is unique and clever i like it


Kurt Cobain. Everyone thought you were kind of cool at first until you marry Courtney Love and she drives you to blow your brains out
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alise says

lmao


Kurt Warner because one round you were bagging groceries and the next round you almost won a trophy but then you won bronze
itg321
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hahaha <3 that is so true
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itg321 says

me. .


Prince. Some people think you're good (including you) but really your music is just annoying as and no one has any idea how you sold so many records.
Clair
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yhhhyhhhhp
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jagger says

General Vladimir Putin


Malcolm X. You are a radical hombre with a silver tongue, but in the end everyone conspires against you and you get totally screwed, and never get the credit you deserve
jack
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This is unique and clever i like it
blank
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lmao
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Sims says

alexander the great


Alexander the great. You conquer everything and everyone thinks you're the GOAT, but the whole universe collapses when you die.
itg321
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me. .
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General Vladimir Putin
Sims
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alexander the great
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This is going to be a fun thread
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projectmatt says

Alright.


You are the Woody Allen of epicmafia. You have a long successful career and plenty of women to choose from, which is why everyone is shocked when you settle on your daughter in law.
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Apostasy says


BearGuru says

Sure.


You are the Chris Farley of epicmafia. Everyone loves you, but you're never quite sure if they're laughing with you or at you.


scarily accurate
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BearGuru says

Sure.


You are the Chris Farley of epicmafia. Everyone loves you, but you're never quite sure if they're laughing with you or at you.
projectmatt
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Alright.
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I like that I can say mammary glands instead of the censored word, but I can't use the scientific words for genitals.
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Sure.