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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

I will tell you what famous historical figure or celebrity you are, but of epicmafia. (Living or dead)

Example: Pranay is the Kim Kardashian of epicmafia, because her mammary glands are fake.

Goodbarover 11 years ago
do me
Giga13over 11 years ago
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deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited
Glock18c
You got me.
You are the John Doe because no one has freaking heard of you
Glock18cover 11 years ago
You got me.
deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited
Connor
yhhhyhhhhp
You are the Paris of Troy. You're totally whipped and you're willing to go to war with the Greeks (Bad Boyz) to defend her. You seem like a total girl in your fights but in the end you kill Achilles (Crypto) and pretty much get everything you want
jackover 11 years ago
Legendary
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
jackattack123
This is unique and clever i like it
Kurt Cobain. Everyone thought you were kind of cool at first until you marry Courtney Love and she drives you to blow your brains out
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
alise
lmao
Kurt Warner because one round you were bagging groceries and the next round you almost won a trophy but then you won bronze
itg321over 11 years ago
hahaha <3 that is so true
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
itg321
me. .
Prince. Some people think you're good (including you) but really your music is just annoying as and no one has any idea how you sold so many records.
Clairover 11 years ago
yhhhyhhhhp
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
jagger
General Vladimir Putin
Malcolm X. You are a radical hombre with a silver tongue, but in the end everyone conspires against you and you get totally screwed, and never get the credit you deserve
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jackover 11 years agoedited
This is unique and clever i like it
blankover 11 years ago
lmao
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Sims
alexander the great
Alexander the great. You conquer everything and everyone thinks you're the GOAT, but the whole universe collapses when you die.
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itg321over 11 years ago
me. .
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
General Vladimir Putin
Simsover 11 years ago
alexander the great
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
This is going to be a fun thread
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
projectmatt
Alright.
You are the Woody Allen of epicmafia. You have a long successful career and plenty of women to choose from, which is why everyone is shocked when you settle on your daughter in law.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Apostasy
BearGuru
Sure.
You are the Chris Farley of epicmafia. Everyone loves you, but you're never quite sure if they're laughing with you or at you.
scarily accurate
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
BearGuru
Sure.
You are the Chris Farley of epicmafia. Everyone loves you, but you're never quite sure if they're laughing with you or at you.
projectmattover 11 years ago
Alright.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I like that I can say mammary glands instead of the censored word, but I can't use the scientific words for genitals.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Sure.