Writing a new story, but my mind is clouded by what I just saw on television. I was originally thinking suspense-thriller, but I forgot how it was going to start. Some ideas? Thoughts? Maybe I can write a simple short story based on EM while I wait. Let's see what happens.
The anime guy is having a swell time being surrounded by a bunch of kawaii anime girls as he tries to take complete control of the world. Those Harem storylines...damn.
"Jared was a virtuous creep with beautiful breasts and pretty butt."
nailed it
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
u r a virtuous creep to all that u meet
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jared Gayboy69. Jared was a virtuous creep with beautiful breasts and pretty butt.
Mis gulped. She was not prepared for Jared.
As Mis stepped outside and Jared came closer, she could see the upset glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want love," Jared bellowed, in a mean tone. He slammed his fist against Mis's chest, with the force of 2642 maggots. "I frigging hate you, Mis Chevious."
Mis looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the weathered book. "Jared, gO AWAY! STOP STALKING ME!!!," she replied.
They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two grated, grubby guppies sitting at a very caring birthday party, which had classical music playing in the background and two articulate uncles stalking to the beat.
Mis studied Jared's beautiful breasts and pretty butt. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you love," she explained, in pitying tones.
Jared looked anxious, his body raw like a rabblesnatching, raw ruler.
Mis could actually hear Jared's body shatter into 4188 pieces. Then the virtuous creep hurried away into the distance.
Not even a cup of coffee would calm Mis's nerves tonight.
