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over 11 years

Bear Guru will be the head of the advice column on EM news.

He needs people who legit have questions and want his advice! Submit your questions to him now!!

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Wow you are so useful thanks
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AregVrt says

So I forgot to turn off my sweg and got covered in b***hes what to do?


Wear a condom
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So I forgot to turn off my sweg and got covered in b***hes what to do?
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Police says


BearGuru says

More details necessary, sorry.

Police, what kind of guidance?


Can I trust you?


Everything you say to me is in confidence.
over 11 years
Bear Guru what steps should I take to ensure that I will always be gunned n1?
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SMD
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zambi says

Someone just whispered to me that they're the real gunsmith and that my gun is real. Should I shoot it blindly?
Also, there's a voodoo lady in the setup. Should I out my gun by saying "gunned"?


gvf is unranked, so have fun yoloing.

Oh wait this was bearguru's thread >_>
<_<
over 11 years
Bear, can you buy red text?
over 11 years
Someone just whispered to me that they're the real gunsmith and that my gun is real. Should I shoot it blindly?
Also, there's a voodoo lady in the setup. Should I out my gun by saying "gunned"?
over 11 years
**** da popo
over 11 years
You can't trust the Police
over 11 years

BearGuru says

More details necessary, sorry.

Police, what kind of guidance?


Can I trust you?
over 11 years
when mafia what is the best strategy to take out the whole village and who do you cc to live?
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Act towny
over 11 years
What's the best way to get read as town?
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I'm here to help
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OK, thanks.
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Thermal socks. It's cold outside. If not thermal then socks that are a decent size. Those tiny ones that barely fit over your ankle are the root of all my problems.
over 11 years
...BearGuru, can you tell me what socks I should buy?
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Nope, sorry.
over 11 years
BearGuru, can you tell me what stocks I should buy?
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Eeeeehhhhh, it's ultimately your call.
over 11 years
Well the first half of what he said got censored. Should I still do it?
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Money is the root of all evils. Get some.
over 11 years
I wise man once told said, " , get money."

Is this what I should do?