Congratulations to the winners of Round 253!

body pillows

Show me one

A toy for weeaboos like you.

What is a weeaboo toy

"Nick, I got the baby a cow toy. I know that you like cows."

"No honey! You were supposed to give them a weaboo toy!"

"Can you please spend more time with your child? You know you agreed to take him when we became a thing."

"Ughhhhhh, fine." *teaches baby how to scumhunt*

C wot I did there.

no

I would be the best dad. But that will be in the future.

Can you imagine Soda being a dad?

"Honey can you please watch the baby while I'm taking a shower?"

"GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM RUNNING JAN"

Glacial

*me hitting on le Starbucks worker*

Her: ... yeah I had my baby last July.

Me: abort abort abort!

Bet that baby joke allowed you to score

le Starbucks Worker

hedger end round

*me hitting on le Starbucks worker*

Her: ... yeah I had my baby last July.

Me: abort abort abort!

if i go 5/5 i'll get 4th (?)

welcome to the mod team ark-o polo

Kind of want to click this link that Plexar PMed me just to see what happens tbh

Espeon 4 gold

running sucks

.___.

Nah

Well it doesn't really matter anyway since I lost my last heart too

I'll be back next time

you should have noticed that out of his 4 games in last two weeks, every single one were with you. Three times he was unlucky and rolled mafia when you were town and lost twice, game vegged once. This time, finally, he managed to throw against you successfully, as he flipped PR and hammered wrong two times.

Wow running is sick

TheOneRing was obviously throwing against you, so chill out, you did well

nothin like having perfect reads and losing on a couple of yer last hearts

That's you

Glacial

who the hell is AlucardraculA and why the hell are they about to get bronze?

cause ur bad haha