PLZ take time to read this.

Kid: Mom tell me a story.

Mom: There was once an asian who got a B+, and to avoid commiting a harakiri, he had nothing left to do so he made a mafia site. He named himself Lucid, and never ever logged in, then a lot happened, and lots of mods came and left, one of them was arcbell who got demmoded for no reason, and dezerbae who got demmoded for no reason and........

Kid: Wow its so funny hehehe.

Mom: There is more to come. Then one of the most succesful person here, bronto left, and gave his power to Vancy. And now we have

Admin- The person who created the EM, and is never on, just like the rest of EM.

Vancy- Who acts childish, and calls AregVrt childish :P

Ucklar- 15 years old.

gennehfarrxD- My thongue hurts.

Goodbar- Gay bannana whit only 8 karma.

Jackhammer- One of only ppl in mods, who can play mafia.

Pereking- Seriously?

Oliver- This guy has 4 karmas.

Tashie- Who became famous by drawing pictures, and became a mod to give harrasment vios.

Jericho- A mod who gts for his gf.

HighSpace- He locked himself in the vivor to never come out.

Rutab- There is a reason he was demoded once.

Moocow- He has 2000 points.

himapapaftw- My thongue hurts.

Katie- Actions without Reason 159

MeIody- She is meiody not melody, and was probably modded by tashie.

Giga- A good mod. Where did he go?

Bronto- A good mod. Where did he go?

MafiaGod- A good mod. Where did he go?

Jasper- A good mod. Where did he go?

Sims- A good mod. Where did he go?

Slow- Where did he go?

And now

Skillz- Someone who helps the comunity.

AregVrt- A funny guy who cares for no points.

Linker- One of the best ppl on EM, where is he?

Christianzilla- A person who knows that you should be near players, to be loved.

JepoJ, Packidly, RedMage928, Payamcf - decent players

Myth, xYami - If they tend to get less vios, they are great ppl.

SamuraiGeorge, BlackWidow23 - best Roleplay accounts.

Mimerafm, Krus, Qwertas, Salt, ushiromiyaB, alice143dez, BlazeFx, Tiff, Miloo7, JunTrun, Kawarimi, Sheep077, RobotBatman - Always fun to play with.

Now you may ask me why I made this? Well this isn't to say that EM sucks, or mods suck, BUT everyone made mistakes, and has cons, you have to work on them, don't try to get new mods, get the old good ones back. Also enjoy your work, I know I said something bad about vancy and rutab, BUT THEY ARE GREAT MODS. Now look at all the non-mod ppl I said, I wanted to mention them to tell you how this site should be, and remember that this site isn't a run for points, or a run for throphies, its to have fun, its to feel a sneeky mafia, or a master detective, or switch to roleplay alt, and have fun chating, go to sandbox and chill out, then go to games lobby and add a variety, then go to vivor and have fun talking. But everyone tend to dislike each other and other lobbys, so to make this a better place, stop trolling, stop being hateful, stop ignoring others, and look at what are mods doing at free time, are they talking, playing with other players, or chating? or they are doing actions with no reason, doing nothing, and coming every day, see their mail, put on an angry face, and say "None likes us".

Moral Don't ignore the potential inside the site. Don't try to turn this into a no-swear area, and get offended by terrorist role, or my hitler jokes. Mods, be social and play games more. (Saying ppl disrespect you in games is unfair, play more so they respect you).

Kid: What a great story. Then why won't they all do what you just said?

Mom: I don't know...

Me: I don't know either...