he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't knooooooooooow...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seeeeeeeeeeeeeats!
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.....
No you cant because I would have to be smashing b0oty
Im allergic to Canadians.
The only bright side if that b0oty would have more girls with me because to have a girl you are supposed to not orgasm during sex and it's supposed to be really shallow and not very ruff
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