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stupid stuff you did as a noob

boynedmasteralmost 12 years ago

this one time i was maf in classic, and my partner died

then the cop said i was maf and when they all voted me i said

"why do you suddenly say that for no reason? i think you're maf"

deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
carolineeee
don't you just hate when you join a classic maf game and the partner goes "you cc" lol
EVERY TIME IT'S LIKE UGHHHHHHHH WHY
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
don't you just hate when you join a classic maf game and the partner goes "you cc" lol
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
I used to think that once you flipped maf twice in a row, you could never be maf again. lol. I miss my noob days.
jackalmost 12 years ago
1st comp game i ever played i rolled maf, told everyone i would just be doing my own thing and not contributing since i was a noob, and got tr'd d1 but lynched d2. i was like "I DID NOTHING DIFFERENT HOW AM I SCUM NOW" yeah i didnt play comp for a while after that
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years agoedited
I isped too like a few games I flipped maf because I didn't know wtf I was doing...

also I had the hardest trouble learning tracker/watcher and maf always wanted me to cc it. I would always mess up the report and get autolynched.
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years agoedited
one time i ispd an entire game didnt say one word, i came back on the very last day with like 2 minutes left and asked why they were voting me, i got massnegged ;_; ... i also selfdeleted and made carolineeee cause of the negs yay!
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
Let's see...

I got cocky one game and was like "wanna see us win?" and shot the cop and we lost.
Gigaalmost 12 years agoedited
YeezusWest
brownpimp Atikur Dave Moxie bear Riddler SGR projectmatt Voltron

how could mafia not win in this line up
Because I dumbtold in 3way lylo as town for not knowing it was multi rofl
boynedmasteralmost 12 years ago
DarkSkull
someone claimed they were oracle on classic mafia and i believed them.
r u sure he wasnt a war demon
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
my very first comp game i was mafia WITH PRANAY. he bossed me around. we lost.
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YeezusWestalmost 12 years ago
brownpimp Atikur Dave Moxie bear Riddler SGR projectmatt Voltron

how could mafia not win in this line up
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
wdf... terra
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
first game I ever played on em back in 2010 i flipped cop and had no idea what to do. everyone was so frustrated and kept throwing em lingo at me and i was so confused. i almost vegged cause i didn't know wtf i was doing. all the yelling and caps too... was pretty embarrassing tbh.
Gigaalmost 12 years agoedited
Empire
Giga
This was December 2011
December 2011 TEO means it was the round I won, based on your description it was probably one the the stacked tables we always played in.

That's pretty funny.
Yeah you won Round 40 something, I remember playing with you. My first comp game was in October 2011 though, it was TEO and the lineup was brownpimp Atikur Dave Moxie bear Riddler SGR projectmatt Voltron and myself (as a one-month old user). I was scared shitless lmao
Gigaalmost 12 years ago
It happened lolwot, lol. Round 45 and earlier you can't see anymore, that happened for me Round 45.
Ash0wnsalmost 12 years ago
boynedmaster
Happy0wns
this one time someone faked pinged me and I fell for it. Then later that game they did it again. I suck :( (I was town too)
whats a fake ping
Yeah instead of saying Happy0wns they said Happyowns. I fell for it so hard. No more no more!
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
How do you view the rounds from Comp lobby
Edarkalmost 12 years agoedited
I got the selfproclaimed record of speedgaming (which wasnt a winfarm got refunded) by 7 seconds in "hate me"
Edarkalmost 12 years ago
lolwot
That would mean each game would literally have to be under 10min long, or you had to have been speed killed within 10min of every game.

It sounds extremely unrealistic.
no it doesnt
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
lolwot
That would mean each game would literally have to be under 10min long, or you had to have been speed killed within 10min of every game.

It sounds extremely unrealistic.
I've burned 5 hearts in 20 minutes before.

When everyone is on board for the speedgame, the speedgame is on.
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
That would mean each game would literally have to be under 10min long, or you had to have been speed killed within 10min of every game.

It sounds extremely unrealistic.
DarkSkullalmost 12 years ago
someone claimed they were oracle on classic mafia and i believed them.
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
Giga
This was December 2011
December 2011 TEO means it was the round I won, based on your description it was probably one the the stacked tables we always played in.

That's pretty funny.
Marvelousalmost 12 years ago
i was in some setup with guiser and i was cop. Doc was obviously guised and the guiser was like "I know i told you i was doc but i was lying. Don't tell them i claimed...i'll help you win..." and i believed him.
LadyNemesisalmost 12 years agoedited
On the first day start I was in, I outed my maf role to everyone.

I also didn't know how to vent as vent, and didn't realize that in order to successfully guise as someone it's a good idea to know something about that person and how he types.

Plus, I got real mad when I got cc'd the first time I was cop, because I was the cop and how dare anyone lie!!! I even copy/pasted the cop report then.
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