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i am auctioning off my killhimnotme account - starting the bidding at $1. you must beat the prior bid by $1 in order to bid, and no fractions of dollars are allowed.

i have a hidden reserve in mind and reserve the right to not sell the account if it is not met

NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
YEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

like dat fat guy from Storage Wars.
deletedalmost 12 years
it's almost not a run-on though - all he needs is a semi-colon after the word "racist"

(OH AND ALSO TO SPELL "WARRANTED" CORRECTLY LMAO IDIOT)
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years

Arcbell says

Giga there's no context under which drawing attention to pranay's nationality as Indian is warrented here, leading us to the conclusion that the only reason you're mentioning it is to make fun of pranay for being Indian, which is incredibly racist, and please don't do it again.


holy run-on sentence
deletedalmost 12 years
OK $500 is in the lead
Arcbell
almost 12 years
Giga there's no context under which drawing attention to pranay's nationality as Indian is warrented here, leading us to the conclusion that the only reason you're mentioning it is to make fun of pranay for being Indian, which is incredibly racist, and please don't do it again.
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
Gigga pls

he's established what form of currency is acceptable. My bid is still top bid.
Giga
almost 12 years
Well I got caught in crossfire it seems
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
^-- obv troll bid

KHNM doesn't want your Ultrasonic Silent Drive, ***.
Giga
almost 12 years
I bid 7 billion rupees (pranay currency)
Arcbell
almost 12 years
I bid $500.00 USD.
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
This obvi isn't ebay, but I'm up on the bids.

subscribing to thread i better not get sniped
deletedalmost 12 years
buyit now price is *** you
deletedalmost 12 years
ok guess what *** for every single troll bet or comment questioning my auctioning methods i will delete one random private message so don't *** test me you ***
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
you're all stars in my eyes
Arcbell
almost 12 years

YeezusWest says

what if he just wants to test the waters ***


Then he's not serious about his hidden reserve if he has it, he's looking to decide his hidden reserve based on the bids he gets while testing the waters, meaning he doesn't have what we'd strictly call a hidden reserve, ***
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
pls post the buyit now price

thanks.
YeezusWest
almost 12 years
what if he just wants to test the waters ***
Arcbell
almost 12 years
If you had a hidden reserve in mind, you'd just start the bidding there.
deletedalmost 12 years
oh how well did that work out in history you stupid ***
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
It's a preemptive strike.
deletedalmost 12 years
you *** idiot you don't have to outbid yourself and also it has to just be dollars
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
Okay.

$2.00 + My Diablo 2 acct with maxed characters with SoJ's.

(If I must, I will throw in my monthly subscription to Ebony Magazine)
deletedalmost 12 years
no you *** idiot
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
Also: Do you accept dogecoin?
NotTheFisherman
almost 12 years
$2.00