I flooded the report system a long time ago while I was banned with a few thousand reports in a matter of seconds(which, incidentally, is why there's a waiting period now) and they were all erased so that's why closed reports is a few thousand short of the goal.

I don't think we've hit 100,000 Closed Reports yet, but sure, there should be a party for this!

One time I reported myself for being a *** retard and ruining a game when I forgot that cop was un cc'd and led lynch on him. True story, but dumb mods just let it slide. Over time, their oversight resulted in my festering and developing into the wonderful specimen that I am today! Thanks Obama.

and you made a thread for about 50,000 of them!!!