this is the difference between me and the avg em user (u)
me: cooler than about 1/5th of u rides a bicycle just to be ironic has multiple lavished (sic) books about the protestant reformation can quote valley of the dolls from start 2 finish watched vicky cristina barcelona about 4 times
u, avg user: generally affable str8 girls prob bad taste in movies prob no relationship prob a permavirgin
codeslicer: Sarcastic Has good taste in movies and games and food Could be a food critic Texture is 50% of the food Can pick out ingredients from flavor Did I mention my food skills? Can food food food food Dated a vampire (You know, people who tell them selves that they are vampires or belong to a cult or something) Is a virgin!