When I was a little kid, I always wanted to be a gangster. I wanted to be the next Al Capone more than anything in the world. I found internet mafia and I got real good. I spent all my time playing, I learned all the tricks, and I dominated. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. Then one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are seventeen, it's time to put childish things aside."
And I said, "Okay, Dad!"
But he didn't really say it like that.
He said, "Stop being a fucking loser and get a job."
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