Headphone• 8 months 27 daysThe Neverending Story
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funkii471019 months 22 daysWith each post you can add a new section to the story. One post a day. You can add up to two sentences that you want. Let's see where this story goes.
In a village far far away, Lucid conjured up the demonic spirits from beyond to create Epic Mafia. The reason behind creating this troll ridden wasteland was because there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt. After making epic mafia he realized the horror of what he had done! Because when he appeared on the Maury Show, he got to see his long lost baby mama. She had fathered him 12 children, all slowly becoming little trolls Lucid decided to take matters into his own hands! "I must save my kids", he decided he would do this by shaving his head bald and practice the ancient art of braiding hair. He would then disguise himself as a gay hair stylist and sneak his way into his baby mama's hair salon to figure out who the real father of the children was. Meanwhile in a secret volcano lair Jesus Christ was being crucified on to a cross. Jesus scream to his captors, "THE ANTIDOTE IS WITH LUCID, YOU SHALL NEVER CATCH LUCID ALIVE FOR HE IS ALSO A NINJA!" One of the captors pull back his mask to reveal, JUDAS! Jesus scream as his cross was thrown into the lava pit. Meanwhile in Texas, THodges is staring at his screen reading capps' post and begins thinking, "WTF IS GOIN THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU POST!!!". He then begins jamming out to KISS, when funkii and kc approach him and begin to beat him down.
What THodges didn't know is that Kc and Funkii were part of the evil organization that was behind the Trolling of Lucid's children. Lucid busted open the door to THodges's room and saw the two were beating them up so he decided to retaliate by calling on his magic ability of braiding hair. He quickly braided Funkii and KC's hair together. They were trapped in a rift that opened up in front of them from another dimension and slaxx appeared. He removed his magician's robe and began to fap to the bondage scenario in front of him. All of a sudden, GeneSimmons and PaulStanley busted out of THodges' closet were they had been trapped for years. At the sight of everything, Gene flew away, and Paul zapped back to his "star"ship. And then the sun exploded and everyone died. But something strange happen. Something called love. With all the love in the world the sun unexploded and everyone live again! EVEN HITLER OH HELL NO! But Hitler learned the error of his ways from last time. And so he sat around in his mother's basement eating
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Headphone• 8 months 27 days
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funkii4710• 4 months 15 daysThe storyteller silently closed the pages of the book he had been reading to the poor children who had fallen asleep. All this talk about penises and battles, magic and blood had made them all very restless. He knew stories would only calm them for so long, aid in them forgetting their troubles for just another night, as the world outside this cement complex laid in ruin to the invasion that happened 12 years ago.
alexjabo• 4 months 15 daysfunkii4710• 4 months 15 daysA sickly looking woman in the corner of the room put a small vinyl record on a player and placed the needle on the spinning disc. The crackled sounds of the national anthem sputtered out from the phone of the player.
"I remember that old tune, don't hear it much anymore," mutter the old storyteller as he got up from his seat and walked out of the room and into the giant cement courtyard. It appeared to be an old abandoned prison yard, but instead of rows and rows of jail cells there were only small living spaces occupied by people. This was the last place they could call home after the aliens attacked 12 years ago and destroyed almost all life on the planet.
"I remember that old tune, don't hear it much anymore," mutter the old storyteller as he got up from his seat and walked out of the room and into the giant cement courtyard. It appeared to be an old abandoned prison yard, but instead of rows and rows of jail cells there were only small living spaces occupied by people. This was the last place they could call home after the aliens attacked 12 years ago and destroyed almost all life on the planet.
Natstar• 4 months 15 daysfunkii4710• 4 months 15 daysEveryone looked at the man oddly as he shouted once again to play the best song in the world and once again the sickly woman in the room behind him rolled her eyes and played the tune over the player. Meanwhile at the base floor of the abandoned prison, a young man named Jack sat while he whittled away at a small wooden statue of a rabbit.
"Where did you find the wood for that?" asked a rather robust man from behind Jack.
Wood had become a precious commodity since nearly 60% of all the trees in the world were destroyed in the invasion.
"Where did you find the wood for that?" asked a rather robust man from behind Jack.
Wood had become a precious commodity since nearly 60% of all the trees in the world were destroyed in the invasion.
Laexio• 4 months 15 daysfunkii4710• 4 months 14 daysThe blob had been called "The Essence" around here and slowly but surely it continued onward to devour all plant life till it's hunger was satisfied. The Cement complex was a safe haven for the trees, though electricity was hard to come by and the UV lamps needed to provide sunlight to the plants was running short.