He's twiddling the pencil between his fingers, thinking about how to help the nutjob on his couch.

(nutjob = capps)

the pencil is on top of his hand.

HIS HAND, THIS GUY IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL

Obviously not. He sure has hell hasn't helped you at all. =D

I DO NOT HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS

denial.

look guys if i was crazy then why the hell did i pass my man tree house examine?

Someone please translate what capps just wrote.

On a similar note, the watcher carries binoculars. That's why he doesn't visit.

for Lionel
http://www.minddisorders.com/Flu-Inv/House-tree-person-test.html