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Drysc's EM MAD LIBS!

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deleted26 months 11 daysEdit

I stole Annie's idea, mine is better :)

Hello (Username of your choice),

I recently (1). I know what you're doing and (2). Sometimes, you just have to (3) for (any username)'s sake, and (4). If you're still reading this (5), then please be aware that (any username) has already (6), and (7). The only way to redeem your (8) is to (9).

Have (a/an) (10).

Yours (11),

(Your username)

  1. The color of your shirt. White - spied on you having sex with (any username) Blue - found porn magazines under your bed Red - realized that you are gay Yellow - found out you have a fetish for dirty feet Green - sent an assassin to murder your mother Orange - saw you shoot a man and get away with it Other - discovered that you are still a virgin

  2. Your favorite candy bar. Snickers - you should continue it without feeling guilty Twix - I'm running away with your (wife/husband) Hersheys - you have one month to live Reeses - I would rather kill (any username) then spend time with you 3 Musketeers - (any username) would not approve of your actions Other - I must confess my love for you

  3. Month of your birthday. January - keel over February - suck a dick March - take it like a (man/woman) April - murder babies May - get addicted to drugs June - jump off a mountain July - join the mafia August - dumb yourself down September - cut yourself October - end your life November - become a monk December - jack off to anime porn

  4. Color of your eyes Brown - have sex with (any username) Blue - cheat on (any username) Green/Hazel - masturbate with (any username) Gray/Black - get kidnapped by (any username) Other - lie about your eyecolor to (any username)

  5. Skin Color White - letter covered in my tears Black - blackmail note

  6. Favorite Food Pizza - raped your dog Tacos - stolen all of your money Pasta - been sent to jail Hotdogs/Corndogs - lost all hope in you Cake - pissed on your carpet Pie - taken a shit in your yard Cookies - given you head while you were sleeping Steak - eaten all of your food Chicken - converted your family into savages Other - kicked your ass in EpicMafia

  7. Your least favorite person on EpicMafia. Hypersoft - enjoyed it KillHimNotMe - loved it Jazza - masturbated to it Empath - cried (himself, herself) to sleep okopapa - passionately agreed with it cappstv - had fun with it rednose13 - trolled your games BigHeadDave - had a sex change b0oty - lied to you about doing it Other - couldn't give a shit what you think

  8. Your favorite movie genre. Comedy - virginity Horror - balls Action - sanity Adventure - sperm Drama - social life Musical - criminal record Science Fiction - life Other - rocket launcher

  9. The first letter in your last name. A through E - begin a new life as a prostitute F through K - become a vegetarian L through P - accept the fact that your life is a miserable hell Q through T - join a band of roaming hippies U through Z - life with your parents the rest of your life

  10. The first letter in your first name. A through E - wonderful period F through K - cursed life L through P - poisoned apple and die a horrible death Q through T - very short existence U through Z - excellent day

  11. What is your mood Happy - religiously Sad - faggoshly Angry - brilliantly Disappointed - honestly Astonished - unbelievable Jealous - sadly Couldn't give a shit - forever

Replies

TigerShark• 19 months 19 days
Hello Phawkewe50,

I recently discovered that you are still a virgin. I know what you're doing and you have one month to live. Sometimes, you just have to get addicted to drugs for Rayjay101's sake, and cheat on POGOSTER. If you're still reading this letter covered in my tears, then please be aware that POGOSTER has already raped your dog, and couldn't give a shit what you think. The only way to redeem your rocket launcher is to live with your parents the rest of your life.

Have a cursed life.

Yours forever,
TigerShark
deleted• 19 months 19 days
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm skin color "white, black" IM HISPANIC I HAVE BROWN SKIN WTF IS THIS >.>
deleted• 19 months 17 days
Hello yqbear.

I recently discovered that you are still a virgin. I know what you're doing and I must confess my love for you. Sometimes, you just have to keel over for aimee's sake, and have sex with kittenz73.

If you're still reading this, then please be aware that iShine has already kicked your ass in EpicMafia, and couldn't give a shit what you think. The only way to redeem your criminal record is to accept the fact that your life is a miserable hell.

Have a very short existence.

Yours unbelievably,
thebandit
annie01• 19 months 17 days
I would just like to direct everyone to the original EM mad libs ;_;
MetaIlica• 19 months 17 days
Hello Drysc,

I recently masturbated into your dog and raped you. I know what you're doing and it turns me on. Sometimes, you just have to fuck dogs for theeraser's sake, and the urge is uncontrollable.
If you're still reading this I have now moved onto your cat, then please be aware that thebandit has already had sex with your sister and uncle, and I am coming for sloppy seconds. The only way to
redeem your anal virginity is to use a large, black buttplug.

Have an ass-filled weekend.

Yours cordially,
MetaIlica
annie01• 19 months 17 days
Oh man, I was secretly hoping that mine would be the last post in this thread.
MetaIlica• 19 months 17 days
Sorry.
annie01• 19 months 17 days
hahah its ok
deleted• 19 months 17 days
is it ok, annie?
annie01• 19 months 17 days
yep its ok
ANNIES OK
Imakuni• 19 months 15 days
But you're still not going to have the last post.
iConfess• 19 months 14 days
Hello BigHeadDave,

I recently discovered that you are still a virgin. I know what you're doing and I'm running away with your husband. Sometimes, you just have to murder babies for b0oty's sake, and cheat on Greydead.
If you're still reading this letter covered in my tears, then please be aware that Fantastic has already kicked your ass in EpicMafia, and trolled your games. The only way to
redeem your rocket launcher is to become a vegetarian.

Have a wonderful period.

Yours forever,
iCon
deleted• 19 months 14 days
Hello yqbear.

I recently found porn magazines under your bed. I know what you're doing and I must confess my love for you. Sometimes, you just have to become a monk for rawrfx's sake, and have sex with Meg.
If you're still reading this letter covered in my tears, then please be aware that Ambipom has already taken a shit in your yard, and couldn't give a shit what you think. The only way to
redeem your balls is to become a vegetarian.

Have a cursed life.

Yours forever,
GaryOak.
unf4z3d• 19 months 14 days
Hello firecandy

I recently found porn magazines under your bed. I know what you're doing and Jesus would not approve of your actions. Sometimes, you just have to jump off a mountain for yqbear's sake, and masturbate with bettie. If you're still reading this letter covered in my tears, then please be aware that God has already raped your dog, and lied to you about doing it. The only way to redeem your sperm is to become a vegetarian.

Have a very short existence.

Yours forever

unf4z3d
Appleman• 19 months 4 days

Hello Leonardo,

I recently found out you are still a virgin. I know what you're doing and I'm running away with your wife. Sometimes, you just have to jack off anime porn for Nostaliga's sake, and have sex with a MissLynch.
If you're still reading this letter covered in my tears, then please be aware that (any username) has already converted your family into savages, and couldn't give a shit what you think. The only way to
redeem your sanity is to begin a new life as a prostitue.

Have a very short existence.

Yours Honestly,
Appleman