<font color="black"> > 1. NO ONE KNOWS OF BAZINGE.</p> 2. DO NOT MENTION BAZINGE TO ANY NON-BAZINGEES.</p> 3. DO NOT TELL SOMEONE TO GET A BAZINGE.</p> 4. WHEN SOMEONE TAGS 'INSTANT BAZINGE', YOU HAVE TO INSTANTLY MEME ON THE POST.</p> 5. DON'T MAKE A 'BAZINGE!' PAGE UNLESS IT DOESN'T EXIST.</p> 6. DON'T DO BAZINGE TRAINS, THIS IS NOT MYSPACE.</p> 7. DO NOT CONNECT BAZINGE TO TWITTER OR FACEBOOK.</p> 8. RULE #7 IS A PRIME EXAMPLE TOWARDS RULES #1 AND 2 AND 3.</p> 9. BAZINGE IS JUST A WAY OF SAYING SHIT YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYWHERE ELSE.</p> 10. ALL MEMES ARE ACCEPTABLE HERE.</p> 11. DON'T BE A NERD. POST YOUR BAZINGES HERE. BECAUSE NO ONE IS GONNA GET YOU DOWN HERE.</p> 12. NUDES ARE TOTALLY BAZINGE HERE.</p> 13. BAZINGE IS NOT A NERD FAMILY. NO BEING A NERD.</p> 14. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN BE BAZINGE DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL BE MEME'D ON.</p> 15. EVERYONE ARE FRIENDS IN BAZINGE.</p> 16. NEVER TRUST MEEKINS.</p> 17. IF YOU ARE ABLE TO MEME ON EVERYONE IN BAZINGE YOU ARE INSTANTLY GOD OF BAZINGE... FOR THE DAY.</p> 18. ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES OF BAZINGE.</p> 19. DON'T ASK TO JOIN BAZINGE. YOU EARN BAZINGE.</p> 20. THIS IS AN INSTANT BAZINGE. </font>
