I would like to be a part of the furniture store as well, because families need a place to stretch their legs.

Never forget who we are. We are furniture. We are immortal.

Couch, A mod is going to suspend me for outing as maf. The furnitures are threatened. This may well be my last comment.

I will maybe join Couch in the bronze league today.

so i stay away from EM long enough that my disciples decide to start their own clan. interesting.
any of you played with me before ?!

Am i accepted?

And also, we have a new addition to our family. Bookshelf. A knowledgeable furniture.

I have now hit the 1000! I would appreciate an invitation to this honorable family :)

Couch, my master, I am almost 90% sure that Chair does not follow our honest furniture code.

Welcome everybody, to the Furniture Store. Remember: No lying, cheating, or becoming animate.